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Seriously?

February 2nd, 2009

That’s the word I’ve found myself saying more often than not whenever I check Twitter or any of the blogs from pastors and church peoples here lately. Sometimes I just don’t get it. I don’t understand the outrage over things that don’t even phase me. Does that make me a bad person? Do I not love Jesus enough to get mad at the things I should? It’s enough to give me a complex.

For instance, recently a man called Lifechurch.tv’s office and complained that someone with a LC bumper sticker took too long at the gas pump. She was putting on makeup or something. In the comment section, all of these people jump to condemn her! “That reflects so poorly on Christ and the church… blah blah blah…” Seriously?

No… it doesn’t reflect poorly on Christ. If that keeps that guy from attending church, it’s his problem. Remember how Paul wrote in Romans that creation was so amazing that no one has any excuse for not believing in Christ? Everyone’s personal salvation is their own responsibility. That is the only Biblical way to look at it. It is not our job to please everyone so that they might like us enough to come to church. Jesus told us to expect to be hated!

I am so sick of this hippy Jesus that the church has crafted that is all about doing everything possible to make people happy. That’s not the Jesus I see in the Bible. If anything, Jesus did everything possible to trip people up and offend them! Remember when he called a Canaanite woman a dog to her face? Or made fun of the rich young ruler to a crowd of people while he was still in earshot? Or any interaction he had at all with the Pharisees? That Jesus would get tossed out of the church today for being a bad witness and a stumbling block. Thank God we don’t actually serve the limp-wristed, Peter Pan Messiah that I hear too many people pushing.

Then, Ed Young went on Colbert Report. Comedy gold. But wait, what’s that? A groundswell of people upset that he was made fun of? Seriously? It’s a show on Comedy Central for crying out loud! It used to be 2 time slots away from puppets making crank calls. What did you expect? Why in the world would you expect Steven Colbert of all people to do a fair and balanced interview? And for the record, that interview was completely fair. Anyone who doesn’t think so, must be living in a fantasy world where comedy doesn’t exist. Which, by the way, is the worst kind of fantasy world. Colbert even stops interjecting to allow Ed to get in the “why” behind it which is the most important part.
For those of you who haven’t seen it, enjoy.

I just don’t get it sometimes. I don’t understand the outrage. I want to. I want to understand where it comes from. I want to understand why it exists, because I just don’t see it.

I was going to blog about Leadership Retreat, but that will have to wait. I’m sick and you all had to go and get me fired up about this. Guess the Greater Things post will have to wait until tomorrow.

Top 10 Movies I saw in 2008

December 22nd, 2008

So, everyone seems to be doing lists like this, I figured I should as well cause I love me some movies. Now, I didn’t see everything that came out this year obviously, so some of your faves might be omitted, flame my comments if you must. From ze bottom!

Honorable mentions go to: Forgetting Sarah Marshall which told a surprisingly strong story for a comedy from the Apatow gang. It also introduced the US to Russell Brand for better or worse. The climax of this movie is absolutely absurd in theory, but is executed so well only a heartless person could keep from grinning. The Rocker was the best surprise of the year. I expected garbage and it delivered laughs in spades. Totally worth seeing. Quantum of Solace was a stylish, tremendous successor to Casino Royale, continuing the more artistic envisioning of the series.

Now, the list!

10. Tropic Thunder
I’ve never seen a comedy on a scale such as this. I actually just watched this one again last night with my sister and was reminded of how vast this one is. I would say I had to remind myself that it was a comedy, but I rarely stopped laughing throughout. Some of you will want to skip this one as the language is indeed gratuitous. If that doesn’t bother you, you already saw it and probably are wondering why it’s not higher on the list. Oh, and on the dvd… swapping out the polar bear cubs for babies… not cool. The bears were meaningfully more funny!

9. Cloverfield
You’re probably thinking, “Oh yeah… that did come out in January…” Cloverfield was a very interesting film, one that I really enjoyed. The use of the handheld cameras made the CG seem far more legit than it normally would in a monster flick and the actors did a great job of selling the story. Well done, JJ Abrams, now don’t ruin Star Trek.

8. Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Critics didn’t seem to think too highly of this film and very much pigeonholed it as a teen movie. While the characters are, of course, teenagers, this movie has so much more to offer. For one, the soundtrack is off the hook, it was such a great smattering of indie bands that really set a great tone for the film. It is also just so darn charming. It isn’t going to change your life and it isn’t as heavy and important as some of the other films on this list, but it was a thoroughly pleasant experience. The time flew by and I loved every minute of it. It will take you back to simpler times and if you’re anything like me, will absolutely enjoy the journey. Oh, and the ending… this was one of several movies this year where it’s about “that”, but it’s really about “this”. It was never about “that”, I thought it wrapped up beautifully.

7. Iron Man
This one felt much like Transformers to me. It’s funny, it’s action packed, it moves fast, it makes the most of its license. It was the perfect summer blockbuster. Robert Downey Jr turned in a brilliant performance (that he would later match with Tropic Thunder) and treaded well the line between the pompous party boy and the lovable hero extremely well. By the end of it, you absolutely love Tony Stark and he can do no wrong. This after a film where he does much wrong. Great performances, great action sequences, just a very enjoyable movie all around.

6. In Bruges
Went into this one with high hopes and it did not disappoint. This was dark and inaccessible, just as I prefer my comedies to be. I don’t expect everyone to like this movie, but if this sort of thing is your cup of tea you must see it! Farrell does a tremendous job and though I called the ending, it was a good choice and finished well.

5. Synecdoche, New York
When the credits started to roll, the first thing I thought was “What did I just sit through?” Not exactly what you’d expect for number 5 on this list. The more I’ve thought about this one, the more I’m convinced it’s absolutely brilliant. This is the cadillac example of what I described for Nick and Norah’s ending. On the surface, the plot is very straightforward. The film is not about the plot, however. It’s much, much bigger than that. Search Wikipedia for “synecdoche”, read the definition, then go see the film. Hopefully you’ll come away, as I have, with a deep impression from the “this” on this one.

4. Burn After Reading
Another dark comedy, this one from the Coen Brothers is one heck of a ride. It builds and confusion mounts and the stakes rise and rise and ends on a note that, in my opinion, is sublime. Amazing performances from absolutely everyone in this movie; you can definitely tell that it was very much written specifically for those actors. A very, very funny movie.

3. Doubt
The film adaptation of the critically acclaimed play is an amazing film. Doubt is not a movie that resolves and has a neat, tidy ending that sends you home happy. It is a mirror you are forced to hold up to yourself that examines the deepest corners of your being. The way you feel the events transpired says a great deal about you, for better or worse. The performances of Phillip Seymour-Hoffman, Meryl Streep, and Amy Adams are monumental. They carry the film and nail their roles superbly. Viola Davis, however, completely holds her own against Meryl Streep for the short amount of time she’s on screen. To say the scene is powerful does a huge disservice to how hard it hits. There may be lulls in the “action”, but I felt like this movie zipped by before I knew it. See this film no matter what.

2. Slumdog Millionaire
The premise for this movie does not sound like it will make for one of the most emotionally satisfying films I’ve seen in a long time. A slumdog from the streets of India goes on their version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and is imprisoned after he’s suspected of cheating. The film then tells his life story in flashback and grips you. The fact that you form such a strong bond to this individual as a child makes it impossible to not be affected by his woeful tale as he grows up before your eyes. It is a fantastic love story as well as a fantastic rags to riches story. The imagery is powerful, the cinematography beautiful, the ending pure bliss.

1. The Dark Knight
It had to pop-up sooner or later! Everyone has already said so much about this film and rightfully so. My unique voice seems to be that I am alone in appreciating Heath Ledger’s Joker while believing Aaron Eckhart’s Harvey Dent to be a significantly better performance. Ledger’s Joker is insane, unstable, dark and haunting, all positives. However, I feel that the nuance that Eckhart creates as he slowly slips into depravity is masterful. This is not a purely evil man, this is one that has slowly “watched himself become the villian.”

I have yet to see 3 or 4 films that I feel may have influenced this list meaningfully. Chief among which is The Wrestler. It will begin showing in DC in the next day or two which would be perfect were I not home in Cleveland for Christmas. Honestly, I feel like it will be a new #1 on the list as it takes a subject I love and does it more justice than I could’ve ever imagined. There’s also Revolutionary Road, Gran Torino, Rachel Getting Married, Waltz with Bashir, and Time Crimes on the docket. Looks like I’ll be spending a good amount of time at E St in the near future. Awesome.

So what do you think? What’s your list look like?

VFCC - Intro to Youth & Preaching to Youth

November 19th, 2008

Guys, I suck. I was sick as a dog last Thursday and then was all over the east coast and never got these up. Better late than never right?
For the Intro to Youth crowd, here’s our small group training guide.

For Preaching, the only thing I remember saying I’d put up are some links to tutorial places for Photoshop and the like. So here’s an abbreviated list, there are TONS more out there.

Let me know if there’s anything else I’m missing or that you wanted and feel free to chime in below with questions, comments, etc!

VFCC- Youth Culture

November 11th, 2008

We talked tonight about Leveraging Culture in class. Here’s the links to the culture mines we talked about.

Here’s the Amazon links to the books I mentioned.

And because it’s oh so necessary… Spaghetti Cat

Have any thoughts? Questions? Comments? Add them down below and let’s keep the conversation going!

VFCC- Third Milennium Youth

November 11th, 2008

Hey guys and gals, in Third Mil we talked about using technology in your ministries. Would love to hear your thoughts, questions, resources I missed, anything!

Here’s a list of links to different resources I mentioned:

  • Vimeo.com – A free video service similar to YouTube.
  • KeepVid.com – “Snag” clips from sites like YouTube, DailyMotion, College Humor, etc.
  • YouVersion.com – Bummer it didn’t work in class. Trust me, it’s awesome!
  • ChurchMetrics.com – Not as much fun as the others, but a great resource for data tracking.
  • Twitter – Just get an account already! And make sure you follow me, @jeremysexton!
  • PSPrint.com – Where many NCC print pieces come from. Cheap and easy.

You should also have the list that was handed out. You better, anyway, PB’s going to expect that in your binders!

So what did I miss? What are you wondering? Blow up the comments section and let’s keep the conversation going!

Fun with the NBA Trade Machine

February 29th, 2008
Championship. Boom. Done.

While waiting for a render with nothing else to do, I started jacking around with the NBA Trade Machine on ESPN.com. This is what I came up with. Make it happen, Ferry or I’ll cut you.

Straight Beefin’ with Chronos

February 28th, 2008
Straight Beefin with Chronos

Today, I’ve got a bone to pick with Chronos, the Greek god of Time. He’s a little punk. Tryin to step to my series trailer? I don’t think so. I own you. You’re just a statue. Sure, you’ll say “Oh.. you’re wasting time writing this when you should be working on the Last Words trailer…”

Nice try.

This is worth it. I’m calling you out. I’ll make you my poodle. That’s right. I said it.

I’ll finish this thing and even have time to sleep tonight. Boom. How ya like that? Make it 2:00 pm out of nowhere? I saw that coming. I’m already ahead of you. You couldn’t even catch me during Daylight Savings Time.

Time’s up… busta.

I want a Cena shirt?

February 20th, 2008
This shirt is awesome. I can't believe it.

I can’t believe it, but I actually want a WWE shirt. Much less a John Cena one. How freakin sweet is that? Darn you WWE for not letting me continue to hate John Cena for no reason…

I’m comin ‘Lizabet’!

February 12th, 2008

I’m feeling under the weather, again, which is no fun. But the title of the post specific to this iteration of the blog, which is not long for this world.

Here’s a sneak peek of what JJSexton.com will look like. Don’t worry though, ICanLevitate.com will still bring you to the blog. It’s just all getting all amalgamated in one site of awesome.

Ooh.. all Web 2.0 and shiny...

Lenten Thoughts

February 6th, 2008

So, it’s Lent, something I usually don’t celebrate because it makes no sense to me at all, but we’ve been asked/encouraged to as a staff, so I’m giving up my Xbox. Why? Well, it is something that directly can take time out of my pocket and give it back to God. So, tonight, rather than firing up Bioshock, which I wanted to do oh so badly, I began a study I’m going to do on Leviticus.

No one ever reads Leviticus, but I feel like there’s a lot of good stuff in there that we miss out because we gloss over the Law without much thought. I read chapters 1-3 tonight and something struck me almost right away.

The chapters talk at great length about the sacrifices that were to be made for different things. It includes priest’s literally ripping off birds’ heads with their bare hands. That’s not what I got out of it, it’s just crazy. What struck me is that they literally had to kill animals.

Like, think about it. We’ve got a migrant group of people that are living with these animals. They travel with these animals. These animals are with them all of the time, they’re practically family. Sure, if you grow up with the animals knowing that they’ll be killed eventually, you can become a little cold to it, but I bet they had names. I bet they had been personified by their owners. They were almost pets.

Then, to cover for their sin, the Jews had to kill these animals. Can you imagine? You couldn’t live up to what God was asking of you, so Lassie gets it. The view you must’ve had of the consequences of sin living back then must have been monumental. It’s just not like that today. I bet if you told people that if they went back to their sin habits that we’d off their poodle, they would probably be pretty good about walking out their faith.

Thank God though, that we don’t have to live under that Law. God goes above and beyond the sacrifice of our livestock and offers up His son to seal the deal forever. It makes you appreciate the grace and the covenant that we live under now.

Another thing that grabbed me is how chapter 3 closes out. God has just described all of this sacrifice and it all hedges on blood and the fat of the animals. Then at the end of chapter 3, he gives them orders not to eat blood or fat. See what He’s done there?

Their sacrifice is meant to go to God and is non-transferable. They can’t offer sacrifices to God and then save some for themselves. I guess it’s kinda like that with this Lent season. Whatever we give up we have to give to God and drop for ourselves. Of course, Lent is an extremely cheap and easy version of it, but nevertheless, the principle remains the same.

I’ve also begun a life goal tonight. A goal I set a few weeks back is to memorize the New Testament. Tonight, I started my target for this year, or half a year depending on progress… Philippians. I made it 8 verses through and was exhausted. Not a kid anymore I guess. I remember knocking out chapters of John in an hour in high school.

I’m mentally out of shape :-P

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